How Dare You,
Papa John!
Yes, I'm Ordering It, but Still!
by Gina ChurchillSeptember 11, 2013
via JonesSpeak
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by Gina ChurchillSeptember 11, 2013
via JonesSpeak
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The pizza chain is running a $9.11 pizza deal today, hoping to drum up some heavy volume of sales.
To vultures like him, remembering the murder of nearly 3,000 Americans in a cowardly attack is the same as the Superbowl or Christmas.
This is a day for solemn reflection, not crass commercialism.
We should be spending time with loved ones, learning history, and questioning what we can do better, both individually and as a nation.
Shame on you, Papa John.
What?
Yes, I'm ordering it but still!
Yes!
What do you want? On it?!
Okay, well what about pepperoni?
Let's just get a couple.
We'll do a chicken and spinach what-have-you and like a pepperoni and mushroom.
What?
You wanna just get three?
I mean, for that price...
Yes, it's an abomination, but it's also cheap.
Do we have to pick it up, or... they'll deliver at that price?
Awesome.
Let's just-
Is thing this still running?
Shit.
I just need to cancel and not hit sub-
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